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| ISSUE NO. 38 | JUNE 2009 | WWW.KO-GO.GR | ||
The KhroniclesA division of Ko-Go ΕπιχειρήσειςBox 332 Publisher:Sofia Klidi Editor:Lou Duro Associate Editors:Tony & Christine Bowes Web Editor John McLaren Contributors/
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Parking Spots One thing I don’t like
about Greek people – not counting myself, of course! – is that, as a group,
they find it hard to adapt to potential situations. The simple truth is they
want to adapt situations to their own standards.
They need
something from the super market? They have to park right outside its front
door! Not in the designated parking spaces only a few metres away. They turn
on their alarm lights, they leave the car in the middle of the road, they
cause a huge disruption in traffic, and they don’t give a damn about other
drivers yelling at them. Then they casually stroll into the store as if they
had all the time in the world to do their shopping. They do the same
thing with everything. Look around. You'll see them parking right outside
the tax office without caring that they have blocked traffic; in the middle
of dangerous turns; in spaces designated for the handicap; on the sidewalks,
or in the middle of narrow streets, just block the entrance! These same
people who park wherever they want, for as long as they want, would never
tolerate anyone parking outside THEIR front door! It’s true. ![]()
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I find it
outrageous! Although it is forbidden by law to "reserve" public space,
it is a law that seemingly is not enforced by police. The worst of
all, though, is not that someone wants to keep the space for his car.
No. The worst of all is when the residents in the house don’t even own
cars, or park their cars in the garage, but in spite of that, they
simply want to keep the space outside their front doors free! And, of course we've
all been witness to various incidents like a grandpa or grandma rushing
out of their home yelling: "Get out of here! Don’t you see the crates?
Parking is forbidden!" They yell at us, but they're the ones doing
something forbidden! I live in a
neighbourhood with a big discount supermarket. Consequently, we have a
parking problem all day long, so, we have to make the rounds of those
winding narrow roads in order to find a parking space. And the old folks
on those streets put all kinds of barricades on the street nd yell.
There is this grandpa who owns a "supposedly shop" and spends all day
"supposedly" fixing stuff. This supposedly store has three entrances so
you can imagine how long it stretches down the road. And grandpa doesn't
want a single car parked in front of all his doors. And, I don't have to
tell you that there is room for five small cars. Of course, when he
closes for the day, anyone who wants to park just moves the crates.
One night, I couldn’t find a
parking spot anywhere, so I did the same thing. The next morning, when I
went to take my car, he really let me have it. "I wanted to put a
refrigerator inside and couldn’t because you parked your car here!" he
shouted. (I have a car smaller than a refrigerator).
"Shame on you . . . I am an old man . . . park outside your own
door and not mine . . ." What should I have answered? That I never find
a space outside my door, because I don't put those stupid hurdles in
front? That I had to drive round and round last night after a most
tiring day, because he is weird and insists in doing something illegal? I knew that
if I would say just one word we would fight, and this, to me, would be
pointless. I don’t enjoy fighting with a grandmas and grandmas. So I did
the same as I always do when I cannot change things. I dealt with it
with a sense of humour! So, I opened my
wallet, pulled out my PRESS-MME card, and, with my most serious look,
flashed it at grandpa saying, "I am a journalist!"
He looked, and without another
word, turned his back and hurried inside. I smile whenever I
think of that episode. But it worked. He never bothered me again! As we
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