Mama Mia: The Crisis Version

Dedicated to the world's financial masterminds that got us into this mess. Please join me by putting on your "Mama Mia" karaoke DVD and belting it out.

We’ve been cheated by you since I don’t know when

You gave us money to spend, now you want it again

We never wanted all these credit cards

But when you sent them they were immediately overcharged

And paying up is just too damn hard

And the mortgage is three months overdue

And the car payments are stacking up too

Mama Mia

Here you come again

My my

How can we resist you

Mama Mia

Now we owe again

My my

We’re all on the black-list too

Yeah we’re all broken hearted

Since bouncing of cheques has started

Why why

Did we let it come to this

So I’ve made up my mind

This must come to an end

Beans and veggies for all

Cause we will not overspend

We just won’t pay for stuff anymore

We will just trade like our ancestors did before

So when you come we’ll just shut the door

Don’t you tempt us with your cheap little loans

Cause we’ll batter you with sticks and with stones

But Ooooh

Mama mia

Here you come again

My my

How can we resist you

Mama mia

Now we owe again

My my

We’re all on the black-list too

Yeah we’re all broken hearted

Since bouncing of cheques has started

Why why

Did we let it come to this

Really want to know

Why why

Did it ever come to this